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Mind your tackles

Jun 5 2006

 

Tando members get some practice in for their World Cup celebration

 

 

You've heard of people Bending it Like Beckham but these cheeky footballers are preparing to Bare It Like Beckham.While millions huddle up in front of the TV to watch England's first game against Paraguay on Saturday, North East naturists will be showing off their silky skills - and everything else come to that matter, in a naked kick-about.Members of the Tynedale and Newcastle District Outdoor Club (Tando) at Throckley, Newcastle, will strip down to bare tactics as they line up for a game of footy and a penalty shoot-out competition.And the nudists are inviting new members to join in with the World Cup barbecue being staged behind the high fences of the club on June 10.Chairman Mike Daly, 51, of Westerhope, Newcastle, said: "We have got our goals, England football and flags for the event on Saturday."We will find out who is our best penalty taker, just like the real England team. We will see who can score when it really matters."We will also have a bit of a football match with the younger and older members. It will give the younger ones a chance to win."The barbecue will start at about 4pm after the proper England game has finished. We will give fans the chance to watch the real football stars and then have a go at penalties themselves later in the evening."Mike, a care worker, added: "We are also looking for new members to come along and join in with our fun."The club is a pleasant woodland site, with beautiful walks, sheltered areas, landscaping and club buildings. We have a sauna suite and outdoor splash pool and members can even play Miniten - a game of mini tennis."Anyone who wants to come along is under no pressure to take off their clothes."It is when they feel comfortable with it. And there is nothing more persuasive than if the weather is good."Naturists are football fans as well and we didn't want to miss out on World Cup fever. Our penalty shoot-out competition will be great fun."Anyone wanting to sample naturism can visit the club.Mike added: "People must call the club first before entering. They can find out about us on our website at     www.tando.org.uk  or   www.tando.net   or e-mail tandoclub@hotmail.com  to contact club or  tando@blueyonder.co.uk to contact tando .net website or call the club house on (0191) 2290866 and leave a message on the answerphone."

Kit-off time

Coreena Ford 'streaks' at the outdoor club's football game

 

I expected to get a dressing down from the referee when I streaked at a football match . . . but I got a red card for a pitch invasion with a difference.That's because I ran across the pitch fully clothed . . . and all the players were naked.The naturists from Tynedale and Newcastle District Outdoor Club had stripped off to stage a soccer match in honour of the World Cup and my cover-up seemed like a fitting response.As I ran into the penalty box, players pointed in shock and club chairman Mike Daly said: "I don't know about showing you a red card but you could be arrested for decent exposure."Thankfully, the team saw the funny side, and I was allowed to watch the rest of the action from the sideline. It was just a friendly game, so there were no rough tackles, which was just as well, because the referee had nowhere to keep his whistle.Mike, 51, of Westerhope, Newcastle, who was a little nervous about being in goal, said: "There are lots of members who love football so, in the spirit of the World Cup, we decided to have a fun kick-about and penalty shoot-out."We've got goalposts and lots of England flags and bunting and we will be having a barbecue later too."Some of the women will be joining in the match . . . if they have had enough lager."The game took place in the club's grounds near Throckley, Newcastle, an idyllic part of the countryside that only the 120 or so members know exist.Mike is hoping newcomers will join the club, which was formed in 1951. He said: "The club is such a pleasant woodland site, with beautiful walks, sheltered areas, landscaping and club buildings."We have a sauna suite, with a sitting area, an outdoor splash pool, a pavilion with a kitchen and all mod-cons."Members have their own shelters or bring their caravans or camping equipment.It's a fantastic place for people of a like mind to come and enjoy the fresh air, and people don't feel pressured into shedding their clothes."Often people discover naturism by going to special beaches on holidays on the Continent and come home wanting to find somewhere where they can have the same experience."And in weather like this, you get a good tan. Saying that, if it's good weather in March, people can be seen strolling around naked."As we were leaving, the match was coming to an end to make way for a barbecue and penalty shoot-out competition . . . and the two teams didn't even have to worry about swapping shirts.For more information about the Tynedale and Newcastle District Outdoor Club, visit  www.tando.org.uk or  www.tando.net  send an email to  tandoclub@hotmail.com  to contact club or  tando@blueyonder.co.uk to contact tando .net website or leave a voice message on 0191-229 0866.

 
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